In The Kitchen

Gremlin Cat

"It's after midnight. Feed me!"

Who Shredded the Wheat?

Squirrel Food

Your Cat is Always Speaking...

I Did Not Eat The Easter Bunny

"At least all of your candy was delicious."

I Has Risen

"They say that Jesus rose from the grave in three days. I rose from the grave in one. Myth busted."

Kitecat Died For Your Sins

Parental Kitty

"You have a lot of explaining to do, young man. What were you doing looking at that porn site?"

Parasite

"Ugggh! I've been slimed!"

Tastes Like Taco Bell

"Too bad you don't smell like it though."

Did I Ruin Your Nature Shot?

"Just thought that it was time for my afternoon snack."

Welcome Back, Agent Meow

"I'd like a bottle of milk. Shaken not stirred. And how's my exploding tux coming? I want to be ready for my next mission."