Fashion Critic Cat

Cat Lamp

"Sorry, Old Man, I'm much more attractive than a woman's leg lamp."

March of the Penguin Cat

Morgan Freeman (narrating): "Searching for the rest of the flock that raised him, the penguin cat trudges on through the harsh Antarctic terrain and..."

Cat: "Where is that smooth narrative voice coming from?"

Basement Cat's Army of the Apocalypse

"Quickly! In the name of Basement Cat, let's go get those trick-or-treaters' candy!"

A Waspy Encounter

"Why didn't you tell me there was a wasp nest there?"

DVD Sorter

Escape from Cheezburger Rehab (300th Blog)

"...so give me your cheeseburgers. Now!"